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Lawak petang Khamis ... (for women only)

Written By Cinta Menora on Thursday, October 27, 2011 | 10/27/2011 06:28:00 PM



 


NEW 2012 FORD

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women which should be far less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, naming it the "Clitaurus".

The average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate the damn thing!


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63 comments:

  1. hmmm.. apa maksudnya tu Maz ..
    petang gini , tambah kalau tengah hujan .. prestasi otak saya memang slow hehehee

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  2. prestasi otak saya pun mcm buntu kejap ... tersilap hari tadi tu ... lupa lak mlm ni mlm jumaat ... hehehe

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  3. Oh ye ke ? .. saya pun baru perasan yg malam nie malam Jumaat hehehee
    patut lah tetiba hujan . :D

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  4. tadi ingatkan, hari ni hari isnin ... tajuknya diletak "lawak petang isnin" ... bila dah perasan hari ni hari khamis, tetiba segar lak otak ni ... pssssstt, jangan lupa baca yaasin mlm ni ...

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  5. LOL!!! Cuba sebut & u will will get it! hahahahhahaha ....

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  6. ?? .. kenapa boleh jadi segar tetiba ya ?
    InsyaAllah akan dibaca .. paling tidak pun saya akan baca " Yaasiiin " sebanyak 33 kali :D

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  7. hehehe ... only meant for woman, kan! hahahahhahahahahha ...

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  8. baru je cari tadi, memang tak jumpalah..... Kalau jumpa saya tarik2 cam chewing gum.....huhuhu

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  9. Kangmas, u shd knw ;-)
    hehehe ... it is how u pronounce the word ...

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  10. the minute i saw the word ''clit'' i knew already. Problem is, i was driving just now, so it was kinda hard to get my eyes on the road, right hand on the wheel and u know where was my other hand....hahahaha

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  11. Hehehe ... I knw my kangmas is very intelligent yet very humble ;-)

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  12. alamak! semua dah tidur ke? atau tak habis2 lagi baca yaasin? hehehe ... goodnite world, until then ...

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  13. where was the other hand? or rather the fingers? emmm ... oh! it was on the keypad ... i know i got it right!!

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  14. and MEN dare to accuse us of NEVER listening to them? LOL!!!

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  15. dah selesai bacaannya tadi Maz... Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ...

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  16. legaaaaa....... Setel jap masalah overflow ni hehehe

    (statement atas khusus utk tn razak.....)

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  17. alhamdulillah ... semua dah settled ... yg dah baca yaasin 33x, yg dah lega, yg dah tak overflow, yg both hands on the wheel now ... (aisya pun nampak happy pagi ni .. hehehe) ... selamat pagi jumaat semua ... semoga ceria2 selalu .. moga semuanya dilindungi Allah dari segala kejahatan, dari segala bala ... moga diberikan kesihatan yg baik dan berpanjangan, moga segala urusan dipermudahkan, moga diberikan rezeki yg berkat dan halal dan moga diperkuatkan semangat serta bertambah iman dan taqwa ... buat semua yg ada di sini, insya'allah ... aminnn ...

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  18. ya la......masalah overflow ni tak pernah surut...setel kejap, paling2 2 hari overflow balik, memanjang nak kena setel hahaha

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  19. hehee .. itu kalau below 40 tuan ..
    kalau yg above 42 cam saya nie , kira 2 minggu laa !

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  20. alamak! men's talk nih ... 2 hari vs 2 minggu overflow ... hehehe :-)

    ladies, lets talk about this so called new ford car ... shall we?

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  21. and that's the new ford car, jim ... ladies' only ... :-D

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  22. Hahaha ... Lady Maz, blh percaya ke this men's talk??? Lol!!!

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  23. there's only one way to find out hehehe

    Utk yg menghadapi masalah kemerosotan prestasi atau sengaja mahu tunjuk prestasi, contohilah tuan anakcurra - produk kopi kelapa dara Bioasli.....terbukti hebat...tanyalah tuan razak hahaha

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  24. LOL!!! Really???? Why am I NOT convinced?! LOL!!!!

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  25. aisya,
    kalau bab 2 hari vs 2 minggu overflow tu ... rasanya boleh dipercayai ...
    tapi ......
    samada overflow tu menemui sasarannya, masih lagi diragui ... B-)

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  26. bottom line .... they still need a booster ... will that convinced you, aisya? huhu

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  27. LOL!!!! Without the booster, they CAN"T perform, eh?! LOL!!!!
    Ooopppsss ... *wink*

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  28. aahhh .... dan akan diciptalah beribu alasan mengenainya! LOL!!!!

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  29. i said earlier - only one way to find out.... With or without booster, u gals will know for urself huhuhu

    Tapi biasalah perempuan ni, macam2 alasan nak coverline kemerosotan prestasi, konon letih keje, masak dan jaga anaklah, konon takde mood la...hehehe

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  30. Ehem3!!!! Only yg perempuan aje ke??? LOL!!!
    Lack of imagination,
    lack of seducing game ...
    ah where is the creativity mind?!
    alas, only rely too much on the BOOSTER?!

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  31. well .... after all the teories and practicals ... men still couldn't find the right button to switch on, thus all the reasons given by women ... :-P

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  32. its just too bad that both aisya and mazintan got Mr Wrong for a lifetime company.... Mr Wrongs who cant find the rite button hehehehe.....just too bad girls..... Rugi tau kalau tak pernah merasa apa itu orgasm hahahaha

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  33. Hahaha ... My dear kangmas, hw can u be so sure??? Lol!!!*wink*
    Without our guidance, hw can u guys find the rite button?!

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  34. well u girls said it urselves....men (meaning who have been with u girls) dont know where to find the rite button - and always find excuses because of those men's ignorance.....haaa...jgn nak cari dalih lagi....u stepped on the trap u set urself hahahah

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  35. Hahahahaha ..... Alamak, my dear kangmas ... MOST men are clueless lah! Are u, too?! *wink* LOL!!!!

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  36. only one way to find out......

    Itulah, jgn mengutuk lelaki, ayah2 anda semua juga lelaki, suami2 anda juga lelaki....mengutuk lelaki sama juga mengutuk mereka, apabila saya pusingkan balik, anda berdua dah cuba berdalih...tak mengapalah, anggap ini sbg pelajaran utk kaum wanita......:-))

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  37. huhu ... we are referring to this statement, "Tapi biasalah perempuan ni, macam2 alasan nak coverline kemerosotan prestasi, konon letih keje, masak dan jaga anaklah, konon takde mood la..." too bad for men who always get this kind of reasons ... as for us, kita sentiasa "on" kan aisya ..?

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  38. Eerrrmmm .... I don't think so, kangmas. And what lesson???? LOL!!!
    Ini bukan kutukan ... jika ini dianggap kutukan, aren't u guys doing the same by making 'complains'?! hehehehe ...

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  39. Ya, true, Lady Maz. And not only tt, we are creative! But tt will be our secrets, rite, Lady Maz?!

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  40. the most top secret is ... be reasonable & realistic ...the time will come for every couple to realize that , ' quality ' is far more valuable compare to ' quantity / frequency ' ...

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  41. hehehehehe ... & tt is our TOP secret, too *wink*

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  42. can't agree more, aisya ... hehehe ... biarlah rahsia ..!!

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  43. puas cari "LIKE" button (bukan right button, ye) ... tak jumpa lah pulak ..!!

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  44. memang ada kebenarannya tuan ... ce bayangkan , dalam satu bulan tu kalau di hantar 5 ' proposal ' , cuma satu yg
    ' succeeded ' . tu yg jadinya 2 kali sebulan huhuu :D

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