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Lawak petang Khamis ... (for women only)

Written By Cinta Menora on Thursday, October 27, 2011 | 10/27/2011 06:28:00 PM



 


NEW 2012 FORD

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women which should be far less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, naming it the "Clitaurus".

The average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate the damn thing!


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Posted by Cinta Menora at 10/27/2011 06:28:00 PM
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63 comments:

  1. Razak Mohd NasirThursday, October 27, 2011 at 6:40:00 PM GMT+8

    hmmm.. apa maksudnya tu Maz ..
    petang gini , tambah kalau tengah hujan .. prestasi otak saya memang slow hehehee

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  2. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 6:44:00 PM GMT+8

    prestasi otak saya pun mcm buntu kejap ... tersilap hari tadi tu ... lupa lak mlm ni mlm jumaat ... hehehe

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  3. Razak Mohd NasirThursday, October 27, 2011 at 6:46:00 PM GMT+8

    Oh ye ke ? .. saya pun baru perasan yg malam nie malam Jumaat hehehee
    patut lah tetiba hujan . :D

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  4. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 6:49:00 PM GMT+8

    tadi ingatkan, hari ni hari isnin ... tajuknya diletak "lawak petang isnin" ... bila dah perasan hari ni hari khamis, tetiba segar lak otak ni ... pssssstt, jangan lupa baca yaasin mlm ni ...

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  5. Noor Aisya BuangThursday, October 27, 2011 at 6:56:00 PM GMT+8

    LOL!!! Cuba sebut & u will will get it! hahahahhahaha ....

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  6. Razak Mohd NasirThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:11:00 PM GMT+8

    ?? .. kenapa boleh jadi segar tetiba ya ?
    InsyaAllah akan dibaca .. paling tidak pun saya akan baca " Yaasiiin " sebanyak 33 kali :D

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  7. Razak Mohd NasirThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:12:00 PM GMT+8

    get what , Aisya ?

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  8. Noor Aisya BuangThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:22:00 PM GMT+8

    hehehe ... only meant for woman, kan! hahahahhahahahahha ...

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  9. harizan tarmujiThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:24:00 PM GMT+8

    baru je cari tadi, memang tak jumpalah..... Kalau jumpa saya tarik2 cam chewing gum.....huhuhu

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  10. Noor Aisya BuangThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:26:00 PM GMT+8

    Kangmas, u shd knw ;-)
    hehehe ... it is how u pronounce the word ...

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  11. harizan tarmujiThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:32:00 PM GMT+8

    the minute i saw the word ''clit'' i knew already. Problem is, i was driving just now, so it was kinda hard to get my eyes on the road, right hand on the wheel and u know where was my other hand....hahahaha

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  12. Noor Aisya BuangThursday, October 27, 2011 at 8:47:00 PM GMT+8

    Hehehe ... I knw my kangmas is very intelligent yet very humble ;-)

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  13. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:00:00 PM GMT+8

    alamak! semua dah tidur ke? atau tak habis2 lagi baca yaasin? hehehe ... goodnite world, until then ...

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  14. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:06:00 PM GMT+8

    where was the other hand? or rather the fingers? emmm ... oh! it was on the keypad ... i know i got it right!!

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  15. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:08:00 PM GMT+8

    aisyaaaaaaaaa :-D

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  16. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:10:00 PM GMT+8

    segar sebab ..... TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!

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  17. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:12:00 PM GMT+8

    men never follow instruction kan, aisya ..? hehehe

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  18. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:13:00 PM GMT+8

    apa yg nak ditarik2 tu?

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  19. Noor Aisya BuangThursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:36:00 PM GMT+8

    and MEN dare to accuse us of NEVER listening to them? LOL!!!

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  20. Razak Mohd NasirFriday, October 28, 2011 at 12:09:00 AM GMT+8

    dah selesai bacaannya tadi Maz... Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ... Yaasiiin ...Yaasiiin ...

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  21. harizan tarmujiFriday, October 28, 2011 at 9:05:00 AM GMT+8

    legaaaaa....... Setel jap masalah overflow ni hehehe

    (statement atas khusus utk tn razak.....)

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  22. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqFriday, October 28, 2011 at 10:02:00 AM GMT+8

    yeah ... 'yer rite ...!!

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  23. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqFriday, October 28, 2011 at 10:10:00 AM GMT+8

    alhamdulillah ... semua dah settled ... yg dah baca yaasin 33x, yg dah lega, yg dah tak overflow, yg both hands on the wheel now ... (aisya pun nampak happy pagi ni .. hehehe) ... selamat pagi jumaat semua ... semoga ceria2 selalu .. moga semuanya dilindungi Allah dari segala kejahatan, dari segala bala ... moga diberikan kesihatan yg baik dan berpanjangan, moga segala urusan dipermudahkan, moga diberikan rezeki yg berkat dan halal dan moga diperkuatkan semangat serta bertambah iman dan taqwa ... buat semua yg ada di sini, insya'allah ... aminnn ...

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  24. Noor Aisya BuangFriday, October 28, 2011 at 11:21:00 AM GMT+8

    hehehe ... amin!!!!

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  25. Razak Mohd NasirFriday, October 28, 2011 at 5:07:00 PM GMT+8

    Amiin ..

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  26. Razak Mohd NasirFriday, October 28, 2011 at 5:09:00 PM GMT+8

    sementara ja tu tuan hehee

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  27. harizan tarmujiFriday, October 28, 2011 at 8:31:00 PM GMT+8

    ya la......masalah overflow ni tak pernah surut...setel kejap, paling2 2 hari overflow balik, memanjang nak kena setel hahaha

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  28. Razak Mohd NasirFriday, October 28, 2011 at 8:57:00 PM GMT+8

    hehee .. itu kalau below 40 tuan ..
    kalau yg above 42 cam saya nie , kira 2 minggu laa !

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  29. Jimmy FingaFriday, October 28, 2011 at 9:22:00 PM GMT+8

    Women only, can't agree more he he..

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  30. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 2:00:00 AM GMT+8

    alamak! men's talk nih ... 2 hari vs 2 minggu overflow ... hehehe :-)

    ladies, lets talk about this so called new ford car ... shall we?

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  31. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 2:04:00 AM GMT+8

    and that's the new ford car, jim ... ladies' only ... :-D

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  32. Noor Aisya BuangSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 7:22:00 AM GMT+8

    Hahaha ... Lady Maz, blh percaya ke this men's talk??? Lol!!!

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  33. harizan tarmujiSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 8:01:00 AM GMT+8

    there's only one way to find out hehehe

    Utk yg menghadapi masalah kemerosotan prestasi atau sengaja mahu tunjuk prestasi, contohilah tuan anakcurra - produk kopi kelapa dara Bioasli.....terbukti hebat...tanyalah tuan razak hahaha

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  34. Noor Aisya BuangSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 8:02:00 AM GMT+8

    LOL!!! Really???? Why am I NOT convinced?! LOL!!!!

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  35. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 10:40:00 AM GMT+8

    aisya,
    kalau bab 2 hari vs 2 minggu overflow tu ... rasanya boleh dipercayai ...
    tapi ......
    samada overflow tu menemui sasarannya, masih lagi diragui ... B-)

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  36. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 10:45:00 AM GMT+8

    bottom line .... they still need a booster ... will that convinced you, aisya? huhu

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  37. Noor Aisya BuangSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 11:47:00 AM GMT+8

    LOL!!!! Without the booster, they CAN"T perform, eh?! LOL!!!!
    Ooopppsss ... *wink*

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  38. Noor Aisya BuangSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 11:49:00 AM GMT+8

    aahhh .... dan akan diciptalah beribu alasan mengenainya! LOL!!!!

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  39. harizan tarmujiSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 7:50:00 PM GMT+8

    i said earlier - only one way to find out.... With or without booster, u gals will know for urself huhuhu

    Tapi biasalah perempuan ni, macam2 alasan nak coverline kemerosotan prestasi, konon letih keje, masak dan jaga anaklah, konon takde mood la...hehehe

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  40. Noor Aisya BuangSaturday, October 29, 2011 at 7:56:00 PM GMT+8

    Ehem3!!!! Only yg perempuan aje ke??? LOL!!!
    Lack of imagination,
    lack of seducing game ...
    ah where is the creativity mind?!
    alas, only rely too much on the BOOSTER?!

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  41. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqSunday, October 30, 2011 at 12:19:00 PM GMT+8

    well .... after all the teories and practicals ... men still couldn't find the right button to switch on, thus all the reasons given by women ... :-P

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  42. Noor Aisya BuangSunday, October 30, 2011 at 2:03:00 PM GMT+8

    LOL!!!! Betul! Betul! Betul!

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  43. Razak Mohd NasirSunday, October 30, 2011 at 10:42:00 PM GMT+8

    apa yang betul tu aisya ..Maz hahahaa

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  44. harizan tarmujiMonday, October 31, 2011 at 12:15:00 AM GMT+8

    its just too bad that both aisya and mazintan got Mr Wrong for a lifetime company.... Mr Wrongs who cant find the rite button hehehehe.....just too bad girls..... Rugi tau kalau tak pernah merasa apa itu orgasm hahahaha

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  45. Noor Aisya BuangMonday, October 31, 2011 at 12:31:00 AM GMT+8

    Hahaha ... My dear kangmas, hw can u be so sure??? Lol!!!*wink*
    Without our guidance, hw can u guys find the rite button?!

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  46. Noor Aisya BuangMonday, October 31, 2011 at 12:31:00 AM GMT+8

    Saudara Razakrao ... secret! Lol!!!

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  47. harizan tarmujiMonday, October 31, 2011 at 1:07:00 AM GMT+8

    well u girls said it urselves....men (meaning who have been with u girls) dont know where to find the rite button - and always find excuses because of those men's ignorance.....haaa...jgn nak cari dalih lagi....u stepped on the trap u set urself hahahah

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  48. Noor Aisya BuangMonday, October 31, 2011 at 7:09:00 AM GMT+8

    Hahahahaha ..... Alamak, my dear kangmas ... MOST men are clueless lah! Are u, too?! *wink* LOL!!!!

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  49. harizan tarmujiMonday, October 31, 2011 at 7:52:00 AM GMT+8

    only one way to find out......

    Itulah, jgn mengutuk lelaki, ayah2 anda semua juga lelaki, suami2 anda juga lelaki....mengutuk lelaki sama juga mengutuk mereka, apabila saya pusingkan balik, anda berdua dah cuba berdalih...tak mengapalah, anggap ini sbg pelajaran utk kaum wanita......:-))

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  50. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqMonday, October 31, 2011 at 9:14:00 AM GMT+8

    huhu ... we are referring to this statement, "Tapi biasalah perempuan ni, macam2 alasan nak coverline kemerosotan prestasi, konon letih keje, masak dan jaga anaklah, konon takde mood la..." too bad for men who always get this kind of reasons ... as for us, kita sentiasa "on" kan aisya ..?

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  51. Noor Aisya BuangMonday, October 31, 2011 at 10:17:00 AM GMT+8

    Eerrrmmm .... I don't think so, kangmas. And what lesson???? LOL!!!
    Ini bukan kutukan ... jika ini dianggap kutukan, aren't u guys doing the same by making 'complains'?! hehehehe ...

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  52. Noor Aisya BuangMonday, October 31, 2011 at 10:19:00 AM GMT+8

    Ya, true, Lady Maz. And not only tt, we are creative! But tt will be our secrets, rite, Lady Maz?!

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  53. Razak Mohd NasirMonday, October 31, 2011 at 12:33:00 PM GMT+8

    the most top secret is ... be reasonable & realistic ...the time will come for every couple to realize that , ' quality ' is far more valuable compare to ' quantity / frequency ' ...

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  54. Noor Aisya BuangMonday, October 31, 2011 at 7:28:00 PM GMT+8

    hehehehehe ... & tt is our TOP secret, too *wink*

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  55. Razak Mohd NasirMonday, October 31, 2011 at 7:57:00 PM GMT+8

    only old timer know this secret hahahaa

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  56. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqMonday, October 31, 2011 at 8:40:00 PM GMT+8

    can't agree more, aisya ... hehehe ... biarlah rahsia ..!!

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  57. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqMonday, October 31, 2011 at 8:42:00 PM GMT+8

    and veteran too ...

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  58. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqMonday, October 31, 2011 at 8:46:00 PM GMT+8

    puas cari "LIKE" button (bukan right button, ye) ... tak jumpa lah pulak ..!!

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  59. Razak Mohd NasirTuesday, November 1, 2011 at 12:28:00 PM GMT+8

    like us ya Maz ? :D

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  60. Razak Mohd NasirTuesday, November 1, 2011 at 12:29:00 PM GMT+8

    makna nya setuju lah ya Maz , dgn pandangannya ?

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  61. Razak Mohd NasirTuesday, November 1, 2011 at 6:16:00 PM GMT+8

    memang ada kebenarannya tuan ... ce bayangkan , dalam satu bulan tu kalau di hantar 5 ' proposal ' , cuma satu yg
    ' succeeded ' . tu yg jadinya 2 kali sebulan huhuu :D

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  62. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqWednesday, November 2, 2011 at 12:00:00 PM GMT+8

    101% ... razak ...

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  63. Cinta 'Aliqa Al HaqWednesday, November 2, 2011 at 12:01:00 PM GMT+8

    precisely ...

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